Archive | June, 2011

Man knocks Justin Bieber to ground in NYC

23 Jun

Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber was knocked to the ground while greeting fans outside Macys in Herald Square.Bieber who was attending an event inside Macys unveiling his new cologne, decided to go outside of the store to acknowledge the fans that could not come inside to the event.Witnesses say when Justing Bieber came out the doors an unidentified man jumped a barrier and knocked the teen sensation to the ground.

via Man knocks Justin Bieber to ground outside Macys in Herald Square | 7online.com.

Sounds like Chris Brown was behind this. The guy is always ready to pop off at something. He’s mad because Bieber did not stalk Frank Ocean and tell him to “Catch a fade Son!!!”.

Lacrosse announcer channels Biggie, leaves you Hypnotized

22 Jun



Great sports announcer or greatest sports announcer?

Loud mouthed educated metro rider’s LinkedIn profile exposed

19 Jun

Remember Ms. Well educated? Well now we know what schools she has been to from her LinkedIn Profile  (NYU 3 times) .Can you say EXPOSED. Lets just look at the summary.

Highly proficient professional with a passion for pushing limits on expectations. Able to contribute towards business development and strategy pertaining to the energy and financial services sectors. Specialized ability to finance renewable energy projects. Excellent management and communication skills with knowledge of trading systems and strategy.

Excellent communication skills? I think we are done here.

Fried Kool-Aid a hit at fair

19 Jun

 

 

The deep-fried Kool-Aid is selling like deep-fried hot cakes, according to their famed creator, “Chicken” Charlie Boghosian.

Chicken Charlie’s is a staple of fried rations at fairs across the country. It sold 400 to 600 orders of deep-fried Kool-Aid per day the first weekend of the San Diego County Fair. That’s about double the rate of previous debut items, Boghosian said.

“That’s because it tastes so darn good,” Boghosian said of the Kool-Aid.

The deep-fried novelty takes the shape of a doughnut-hole. There are five per order. That breaks down to as much as 9,000 balls of deep-fried Kool-Aid eaten over opening weekend.

Boghosian said Chicken Charlie’s has already gone through 150 pounds of Kool-Aid powder and 1,500 pounds of flour. Chicken Charlie’s debuted deep-fried Klondike Bars and Pop Tarts in past years.

via Fried Kool-Aid a hit at fair, Chicken Charlie says – SignOnSanDiego.com.

They should really just make a “You buy it we fry it ” place. *runs off to get investors* On a real note, people will fry anything.

Bonus: Deep Fried shoe

Do you know what schools I have been to? Nobody cares

17 Jun

Video speaks for itself

Facebookwastaken – Interrogations Part II (Usher – Confessions Part 2)

17 Jun

This is hilarious and if you don’t laugh you should see a therapist. To see more check out their page at FacebookWasTaken.com

Drunken sex at 85 mph caused car crash

16 Jun

Lawsuits after car crashes are beyond common. But in the Fairfax County courthouse, a lawsuit about a crash on the Beltway last year is dropping a few jaws as it makes the rounds and heads toward trial next week. Among the latest allegations in the lawsuit pending in Fairfax County Circuit Court:

Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.”

Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.”

Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.”

Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.”

Wait, WHA? 85 miles per hour? The backseat? And what happened to paragraph 11?

via On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph – The State of NoVa – The Washington Post.

How do you drive from the backseat? That is a a skill.